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If you ran like your mouth Youd be in. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it.

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He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO. Funny sayings about business. Light travels faster than sound.

Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. 6 I saw Elvis.

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Well not fire that would be dangerous. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself Johnny Carson. Weve compiled a list of top 80 funny sarcastic sayings and awesome quotes about sarcasm.

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I asked God for a bike but I know God doesnt work that way. Short sayings about life. Funny sayings about students.

Quite the contrary the more joy and fun you associate with motivating yourself the more powerful will the results be. Funny Quotes and Sayings 1. Man just do a backflip on a really really tall building.

It does not matter where were you during this time I am sure it was not the best time in your life. The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. Harlan Ellison Arnie Fenner 2011.

Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Whenver you stuck in a situation of what to do or what not to do these funny quotes and syings will help you to deal with the situations like nothing ever happened.

Never let your best friends get lonely keep disturbing them. So I threw a coconut on his face. Best one that I ever heard or in this case read.

My wallet is like an onion opening it makes me cry. The following funny motivational quotes are both inspiring and humorous. All the things I really like to do are either.

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