If that sounds too much like a riddle quite a few adults dont know what a parody is wed. Roses are red violets are blue.

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Rhymes Lyrics and poems Near rhymes Thesaurus Phrases Mentions Descriptive words Definitions Homophones Similar sound Same consonants Advanced Words and phrases that rhyme with rude.

Funny rude rhymes. In fact according to the latest search data available to us funny dirty. Funny Farewell Messages for Colleague. The Not Exactly Nursery Rhyme Song.

I think theyre suitable for children aged 9 and over but if youre not a confident swimmer you should perhaps retreat to the metaphorical shallow end by reading the clean nursery rhyme parodies first. Funny and Rude Rhymes for Adults English Edition eBook. And his balls were all covered in weeds.

The other so big it won prizes. Naughty Nursery Rhymes for Kids. Rude Nursery Rhymes for Older Kids.

And planned to do some kissing. This is andrew dice clay talking not me. Youre not alone in looking for some inspiration in that direction.

Cos Jills a convincing tranny. 238 results 1 syllable. Weve sneaked in a selection of Pauls nursery rhyme parodies which are all rather rude.

As beauty is in the eye of the beholder so rudeness is very often in the mind of the reader. Funny Rude Limericks 3. Naughty Nursery Rhyme Parody 1.

Lear who was born in 1812 was all about a bit of fun. And pass it to a friend. Coca Cola went to town Diet Pepsi shot him down.

At the 1987 rodney dangerfields. I will miss you so much do not forget me dear ex-colleague. If my ear was a ct I would fk it Heavens Above.

From Humpty Dumpty and Georgie Porgie to Dr Foster and the Queen of Hearts no nursery rhyme goes unmolested. Naughty Nursery Rhymes Part 2 18 For just an itty bitty. All the most famous nursery rhymes but with a funny twistThis funny song is a collection of the best and mo.

13-04-2009 1247 AM 1. Blude blued boodh. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.

Leicester uk. Funny Limericks Epitaphs Funny Rhymes. Irn Bru fell down a mountain now were drinking from a fountain.

Roses are red violets are blue you passed a forest and all the birds flew. You aint put it in the right un Had a thing for a womans knee. Kindle-Shop Wählen Sie Ihre Cookie-Einstellungen Wir verwenden Cookies und ähnliche Tools die erforderlich sind damit Sie Käufe tätigen können um Ihr Einkaufserlebnis zu verbessern und unsere Dienste bereitzustellen wie in unseren Hinweisen zu Cookies beschrieben.

And now his future is past. To have a little fun. Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny.

Freely then you are familiar with the joy that comes from a particularly funny dirty-ish name. Now that you are going I wonder who will be our shield and protect us from the bosss rage and rants. These are actually rather hard to write because they depend for their humour on a hidden rhyme that.

I apply a simple test to determine if a poems should be in the rude poetry section - could I read the poem to my nonagenarian grandmother and both of us survive the experience. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. So why not pull down your pants and give me some booty Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

Today is all about word play and rhymes to celebrate the birthday of English artist and writer Edward Lear. 7 up got the flu now were drinking Irn Bru. To start off here are some non-rhyming limericks.

Our disreputable band of neer-do-wells have left no paper-clip unturned to bring you another page of pant-wetting wheezes. The naughty nursery rhymes slit slap bang between the clean and the rude nursery rhyme parodies. If I couldnt - please note that I dont actually put them to the test - then they are to my mind at least.

RYL Forums General Forums General Chat Fun and Distractions Adult - adult nursery rhymes rudeswearing Forum Jump Thread Tools. Best of luck with your life. So weve called the collection Rude Nursey Rhymes and would humbly suggest that if youre too young to know what a parody is youre probably also too young to read the poems.

Adult - adult nursery rhymes rudeswearing Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and. Its fleece was white and whispy. And now they have a son.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. Popcorn on the fire best describes you. Pepper fixed him up Now were drinking 7up.

If like Bart Simpson you were a fan of prank calling local establishments and asking to speak with individuals like IP. I will forever be mad at you for leaving me here with all this craziness. Soo funny u will piss urself.

For lovers of juvenalia Paul Curtiss collection of Rude Nursery Rhymes includes parodies of over 100 well known and lesser known nursery rhymes and traditional English playground verses.